That's Life

Hi all I'm still alive. In case you are wondering where I went for the two weeks, I was not at home.

So now I'm at home. I think it's very ironic that in the previous post, I said that my blog was probably the most alive one out of all my classmates. Anyway haha stupid girl you forgot to change your name from anonymous. Assuming that I haven't got the wrong person that is.

Everyone's working and it's irking me. Like every now and then I do get job offers but then the person either tells me that it's already taken or else I think that the place is too far away. I wonder if it's luck. But then again, people always say that you make your own luck. I just I need to find a four-leaf clover. Oh yes it's the Enid Blyton tot in me speaking.

Been watching all sorts of sports recently. I confess that I can't watch tennis for more than half an hour. I tried watching the Australian Open. Ana Ivanovic couldn't get more than half an hour of my attention. Neither could Jo Wilfried Tsonga's strokes. So basically it's been nothing much but football. Speaking of which I witnessed an incredible Tottenham dispaly against Manchester United. They really played very well and I think that was one of the best defensive plays I've ever seen. Well at least it was exciting. The same cannot be said of Newcastle, who are in a terrible rut. Newcastle and Middlesbrough contrived to produce one of the most boring matches I've ever seen. Neither side could string a few passes together but the Teesiders were marginally better. Michael Owen is a shadow of his former self and basically Duff was a Dud. I have no idea what the heck Alan Smith is doing in the side.

Anyway I've also been watching Britney Spears' videos on MTV. I think that some of her MVs might been digitally doctored since she looked smoking hot in them. I like 'Piece of Me'. After watching that video I think I really wanted a piece of her.

Here's the sexual inneundo of the day and personally I think that it's very funny. I was having a convo about relationships with a girl and it went something like this:
A: Most girls want fairytales and romance but everything degenerates into sex.
Me (attempting to be funny as usual): Well then you could dress up as Little Red Riding Hood in bed so you can have fairytales and sex.
A: Why. She'd just get eaten by the big bad wolf.

That was quite classic if you ask me and no I did not plan that convo. Anyway yes I know Red Riding Hood is not a fairytale but I just said something out of the hat at that point in time.