That's Life

LOL now let me continue making fun of surveys or quizzes I found online. Basically this survey is about your response to questions your ex might ask you.

For the sake of clarity let us assume that my ex dumped me. And let us assume that I don't like my ex anymore.

Can I win you back?
Depends. If you look like ..... probably.

I am very much happy with you back then..
Well firstly your question is grammatically incorrect. It should be 'I was very happy with you back then'. (The word 'much' is pretty much pointless since the word 'very' brings across the idea of excess well enough) Anyway then why the heck did you dump me.

I still love you...
Awww.

When did we last talk?
We just did. I mean you're asking me this stupid question now.

Can you go with me?
If we're meeting your hottie cheerleader friends sure thing.

Hey, can i give you/ask for a ride?
You sure can ask me for a ride. If you look like a smashing Indian/Chinese/Eurasian mix I'll definitely ride you.

Were you able to move on when I have not?
Not really. I was trapped in the wallows of self-despair and disdained love for a whole eternity, wondering why the love of my life chose to abandon me into the lower reaches of the earth until I realized you weren't the loev of my life.

I regret losing you.
Can't think of anything to say to this. The best thing to do would be to shut up.

I cannot keep my promise to you..
I think it should be 'I could not keep my promise to you' since well now that we're through you shouldn't have any promises to keep to me unless you count the ten million gifts I gave you when we were dating.

My parents do not like you.
That's IMPOSSIBLE!

My friends says we don't look good together.
I think it's because you don't look good but hey I was all right with that so why did you feel inferior just because of your friends' comments.

You have changed..
So have you and it's not for the better.

Jaja.