That's Life

Let me now post a downright retarded comment here and laugh at it.

Sng Ren Zheng added this Comment
3:15am

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it. When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!! "

As you can see, this jackass is a male. Which is downright ridiculous because he is talking about how a female feels. There could be a few possible scenarios. He might be a female in disugise or perhaps had some female explain this shit to him. Neither of these two scenarios look probable, so I conclude he is being a jackass.

Now let me laugh at the statements I find downright stupid. 'Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. ' Girls, if a guy calls you beautiful but not hot, it's obvious you have as much sex appeal as a dried worm. A dried worm is beautiful (to the science geek) but not hot to anyone. So obviously if a guy says this he means you're going to be his girlfriend but he's going to cheat on you because you suck.

'who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.' When a guy does this, it's probably because he wants to rape her. I mean, the best time to do it is when she's asleep so she can't struggle. See it sounds romantic but NOW YOU ALL KNOW THE RATIONALE BEHIND IT.

'Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. ' If a guy does this it's obvious you are as precious to him as his Transformers action figure lol because you sure as hell will capture attention. Imagine all his buddies laughing their asses off at the sight of you in some purple leotard. On the other hand, sweaty girls are hot. Ok I know I'm weird.

'When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.' LOL THIS ONE TAKES THE DAMN CAKE. IT'S SO STUPID, IT'S NOT EVEN STUPID ANYMORE.

Ok that's all folks. Oh yeah I forgot to mention it but I think all the girls in our class looked pretty decent during prom. Some even looked hot. Gasp.