That's Life

OK I'M ROTTING HERE AT HOME. I sound mildy dumb although most of you would argue that I'm usually acting like an idiot. Anyway I've just realized some shit.

Girls are suckers for sentimental things. Ok so girls are suckers. Anyway they have this really soft spot for sentimental shit. Alliteration unintended. So basically like making her a card with all the sweet-as-shit personalised stuff apparently owns like some expensive gift with chocolates. And they love lies. That doesn't mean they love liars. It means that they love being told how nice they look or how nice they smell (ok I think I'm the only one who smells girls) and all the other shit. Like how you should never tell the girl you like that you think she's having a fat day or something. You should just avoid the subject completely and if she asks just say she looks gorgeous (as usual). A little white lie never hurts anyone. The truth will hurt though. Probably will hurt you.

England got their asses WHOOPED AT WEMBLEY. VERY NICE. The odds for Croatia were 8.5 to 1. And the odds for England were 1.5 to 1. And England lost. It just goes to show you.

Anyway I'm listening to FACE DOWN now. It's about some guy hitting a woman and abusing her. In my opinion, you should try not to hit a woman. Well most of the time I try and I fail. Though I'm not sure if those beings in my class are really girls. I mean which girl doesn't LIKE SHOPPING. Anyway yup it's not right to hit a woman. Unless she hits you first. And try not to hit her face especially if she's pretty. I think girls have a right to be protected. Ok screw the Women's Charter and all that shit but still I guess it's not right to hit girls.

Quite the certified sweet-talker no? Haha.