I need a girlfriend. I want a small tanned girl with a cute smile and thunder thighssssssss :] Gosh I can't even begin to list the merit of thunder thighs. But I think most of you will all be grossed out so never mind.

I promise to send her home (if she lives 15 minutes or less away from my house)
I promise to buy her dinner (if she buys me lunch)
I promise not to make her angry (if she doesn't irritate me)

Sometimes I amaze myself over and over again.

Phang & Mervin

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