That's Life

I just caught like the last part of Titanic just now. Speaking of which I don't think I've ever caught the whole damn show before. Hmm. I flipped to Channel 5 and lo behold a whole ton of people in the ocean with ice all around. Like freezing cold. I was wondering how it would feel like in the ocean. Not nice I guess. And at the end a whole ton of people froze to death. Left poor Rose there by herself with Jack in rigor mortis state locked to her hand.

Hmm it's actually a more decent show than it's given credit for. I remember how we used to laugh at it back in the bus in P3. Ok so none of you were in my bus in P3, at least none of you reading this anyway but we use to mimic the part on the ship where Rose and Jack were standing there pretending they were flying or something. Well ok I admit we all thought it was stupid back then and ok even now but I think it's kind of romantic in a stupid way. Like standing on the ship with the glimmering rays of the setting sun in the background. I think it must be kind of nice. I bet every girl has this secret wish to be in Rose's place. Damn I'm beginning to get the female psychology.

According to Psychologist Phang, every girl has an innate craving for the utterly romantic, therefore inherently improbable, implausible and downright stupid, things. Which is why it's always best to buy a girl flowers even though you know they'll wilt in a few days and the money could be better spent on Pokemon trading cards, expensive Belgian chocolates which they complain will make them fat when in fact we don't really give a damn about how much their waists have grown by a grand total of 0.5 millimetres (what's a hot girl without thunder thighs anyway) and well sending stupid SMSes saying I'm thinking of you when you're actually thinking of how to nutmeg your opponent at the next football game. (Oh if you're thinking of her, it's highly probable that you're thinking of her in the buff but well it's not smart to say that) All girls are romantic in nature. Romanticists think with the heart, not the brain, which is a roundabout way of saying that they're stupid. Well tough luck if you find a girl who doesn't like the occasional emotional smothering of care and concern because then you're probably in deep shit.

Anyway now that I'm done with the written vomit, I'm pleased to say that I teared a bit at the end of Titanic. Even though I only watched 15 minutes of the show. It was kind of touching. I think the whole 1920s setting is pretty cool. Nostalgic.