That's Life

I'm feeling totally interactive today. And now, since I have no damn idea how to create stupid blogquizzes or whatever shit I shall use the age-old tried and tested method of typing out my quizzes. And this keyboard is good. It's my brother's computer and it uses Windows Vista.

I see this kiam pa person staring at me. What do I do?
1. Stare back at him and see who flinches first. Uh of course it depends on how big he is.
2. Stare back at him anyway.
3. Stare back at him and flip him off.
4. Stare back at him with a look of disgust.

I ask a girl for her number. The first thing I say is...
1. 'Hi'
2. 'Can I have your number?'
3. 'I think you're cute.'
4. 'Uh my friend dared me to ask you for your number.'

I see a 10 dollar note on the floor.
1. I ignore it.
2. I pick it up and hide it in my pocket.
3. I pick it up and give it to the relevant authorities.
4. I wait for someone to pick it up before confronting him and telling him he's a dishonest bum.

I think all my girl friends in class are...
1. Weird but nice
2. Pretty and hot
3. Weird and bitchy
4. Weird and hot

My favourite sentence to start a conversation.
1. 'If I had insert value dollars, I would ...'
2. 'Shut up.'
3. 'insert vulgarity'
4. 'What is the meaning of life?'

My preferred colour combination for football boots.
1. White and gold. White for purity and gold for royalty.
2. Black. Because it absorbs all the other colours.
3. Green. So that I can blend my feet in with the grass.
4. All of the above.

Uh apparently ok most of the girls I know don't like talking on the phone.