That's Life

Everybody needs some love. Apparently girls need emotional love. Contrary to popular opinion, I do think beyond the physical interpretation of love - or well making out. I could do with a nice, warm hug now. From a girl. So back off Longkuan hahahaha. Oh a pretty girl. That means back off classmates. Hahahaha. Ok now that I'm done being a total idiot, back to the subject of emotional love. I need a huggg. A platonic one would do haha. Then if the girl is nice can grope. Haha damn I've just revealed my insiduous plans to the whole world.

I borrowed a book called 'A Taste Berries Teen's Guide To Managing The Stress And Pressures Of Life'.

Apparently there's a class chalet which I have no idea even took place. Apparently Lim Min booked it. Now what would we do at a class chalet.

It's time to play the game.

Hey girls here's some advice from this relationship bugger who wrote a book. Here are some excerpts which I find particularly interesting or amusing.

'To establish dominance, you have to learn to hold eye contact for longer
than her. If you see a woman that you find attractive, and she looks back at
you, DON'T LOOK AWAY. Most guys become self-conscious and look away as
soon as a woman notices them looking. This is a HUGE mistake. If you want to communicate all the right things, you need to show IMMEDIATELY that you're not afraid and that you're not at all self-conscious about the fact that you are checking her out.'

If you try this in Singapore, you'll get a slap. Unless the girl's a whore. Which means fun. But well danger too. But fun.

'Along with the eager-to-please attitude, wusses expose themselves by
being easily impressed by the other person and making nervous, uncomfortable, insecure comments of their own. One of the worst is asking “Do you like me?” If she did before you asked, she certainly doesn’t now! Asked sincerely, this question reveals the deadly combination that you both care whether or not she likes you and that you’re not certain she likes you because you’re unsure about being good enough for her.'

Now this at least makes some sense. Damn it the girl should bloody admit it. I mean as if it's not enough that we have to ask for your number and make the first damn move and now you want us to be at the mercy of your reply?

'NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT HER TO KNOW YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT IT IS EXACTLY WHAT TELLS HER YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IT AND THAT YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF IT!'

This line takes the cake. So we're supposed to go tell the girls we want to bang that we've got the hots for them otherwise they will know it anyway? This is utter nonsense. If that were the case, I'd have a whole long list of girls to talk to sex about.

Anyway was watching 'Everytime' by Britney Spears on Youtube. Decent song. One of the better videos.

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club should be renamed as Tottenham Hotspur Foolish Club. They sacked Martin Jol after the Getafe game, although it was already decided that he would be sacked before. They sacked the guy who brought them 2 consecutive fifth place finishes? What the heck is wrong with them. And if reports are true, apparently he didn't want to buy Darren Bent at the start of the season, so the huge pre season spending wasn't his fault.

Everything looks bleak now. Like fuck. Suddenly like very scared like that. Going to die. People are going to try to stay alive. Integrate until die already. And it's still not working. The last time I actually panicked abt exams was promos. That was the first time.

FUCK. I could use a fuck now.

Unconventional hot girls. Are hot. Well ok that was a pretty dumb statement but what I meant was that I find unconventional girls hot. And despite what many people think about their uh faces, I prefer to think that they are unique.

There was this girl at Macs, Sec 4 who was two-timing two twits together. Apparently she was kissing this guy, then he left in a huff and then puff, another guy appeared and they started smooching. She didn't look that good though. Not even decent enough to hump. Which goes against the policy - hump and dump. So you can't hump her and so can't dump her. Anyway whatever she was making hell lot of noise and swearing CCB, which is quite what the hell since I don't really expect girls to be cursing their uh, parts.

Had a dressing-down today from Mr Kok. Kind of made me feel bad. 'After 2 years, you mean to say you've never touched a TYS?' I seriously had no face to answer. Anyway yes so now he has lent me his TYS and I'm going to do the questions inside till they are gu gua lan shou and till I liao ru zhi zhang. Quite angry. I wish I were back in J1.

Friends with benefits. Haha that's a weird term to use. For the uninitiated it refers to friends who sleep around in the sack with each other. Or well, a guy and girl who are friends but screw each other. If you ask me it's a pretty weird thing. I mean it's one thing to screw a girl but hey to wake up the next day and just chat with her? I think it's pretty weird. I think for most guys, after they screw the girls they will just see them in the buff all the time. That means after the first time it's X-RAY VISION 24/7. Yes well the harsh facts of life.

Girls have to be the most incomprehensible creatures ever. Haha they swing from mood to mood fast and each one is built differently. Some are sweet, some are bitchy, some are sick, some are flirty and well they come in all shapes and sizes. Yes I know that's pretty obvious but hey, it's time to state the obvious today.

Spiderpig Spiderpig
Does whatever a Spiderpig does
Can he swing from a web
No he can't he's a pig
Watch out it's Spiderpig

Homer Simpson has got to be the biggest ass clown ever. No joke The Simpsons is quite possibly one of the best movies ever. Yes I know I should be studying. I feel a tinge of guilt. Actually more than tinge. I've never liked the Simpsons cartoon but it's strange the movie is good.

And I think my taste in music is starting to gravitate towards rock, away from pop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKhnmUdmz74

So who the hell are you.

I'm finished making sense.

Angry now. Watching rock makes you angry. And it didn't help that I fell asleep while doing a Maths paper. Instead of asking the bugger to tell us the importance of studying why didn't they ask him to tell us the meaning of life. Would have been hell lot more beneficial.

Must find a boxing bag. Those from Everlast look good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVxjU-w6GU4&NR=1

Gwen Stefani is fantasticaaa. She's pretty, gorgeous, hot and can sing. Slight problem though. 1- she's married. 2- she has a kid. But hey she's absolute GORGEOUS. Gorgeous Gwen. Check out her white tee with the gold print. Oh-so-hot. She kind of looks like someone I know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI

Avril Lavigne is seriously WHAT THE HELL. LOL THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SONGS EVER. I think really few girls can pull this song off. You gotta be a punk-loving, stud-piercing, rocker-attitude chick otherwise there's no way you can do it. Speaking of which I personally think Avril Lavigne is a failure as a rock chick. But the song is still damn funny.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

She’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

Haha I like the italic and bolded lines. The first one is totally like rock. Nothing like a rock chick :] And the second one is damn funny. LOL.

Timberlake is the man. Seriously like what the hell. His songs can be described in 3 words - wtf. Ok it's supposed to be 3 words. His songs are totally freakingly amazing. I have no damn idea what genre it belongs to. Hahaha ok all you English song lovers out there Daphne especially stop laughing. Because I know you're going to after you continue reading.

I just heard songs like Lovestoned and the song about how everything is screwing up (I forgot the name) but they are totally amazing. Like the rhythmn is out-of-this-world. And he dances well. It's as if the music and his body blend together and slide around in sync. Plus his fashion sense is LIKE WOW. The whole vest thing is totally cool. And not many people can look like a preppy bugger with a bald head. But he can.

She wears her skirt so high but she's oh-so-hot.

I'm feeling totally interactive today. And now, since I have no damn idea how to create stupid blogquizzes or whatever shit I shall use the age-old tried and tested method of typing out my quizzes. And this keyboard is good. It's my brother's computer and it uses Windows Vista.

I see this kiam pa person staring at me. What do I do?
1. Stare back at him and see who flinches first. Uh of course it depends on how big he is.
2. Stare back at him anyway.
3. Stare back at him and flip him off.
4. Stare back at him with a look of disgust.

I ask a girl for her number. The first thing I say is...
1. 'Hi'
2. 'Can I have your number?'
3. 'I think you're cute.'
4. 'Uh my friend dared me to ask you for your number.'

I see a 10 dollar note on the floor.
1. I ignore it.
2. I pick it up and hide it in my pocket.
3. I pick it up and give it to the relevant authorities.
4. I wait for someone to pick it up before confronting him and telling him he's a dishonest bum.

I think all my girl friends in class are...
1. Weird but nice
2. Pretty and hot
3. Weird and bitchy
4. Weird and hot

My favourite sentence to start a conversation.
1. 'If I had insert value dollars, I would ...'
2. 'Shut up.'
3. 'insert vulgarity'
4. 'What is the meaning of life?'

My preferred colour combination for football boots.
1. White and gold. White for purity and gold for royalty.
2. Black. Because it absorbs all the other colours.
3. Green. So that I can blend my feet in with the grass.
4. All of the above.

Uh apparently ok most of the girls I know don't like talking on the phone.

My latest interest has been to read archives of people's blogs. I remember when the quality of my posts was still decent and I was still writing decent stuff. Stuff that was kind of funny or intellectual or appearing to be at least. But now it's all total bull shit. Anyway there are a few particular entries that have me cringing with embarassment, thinking how in the world could I write that.

Hahaha and well I've also realized what a total nincompoop I've been telling everyone stuff. Lol luckily for me the other person's a nice person otherwise I would probably have had my already fragile ego shattered.

I think I am a weird person. When things come to me, I usually don't bother thinking about it and take them for granted. Then when the opportunity is gone (most probably a result of my uh unresponsive social interactions) I rue it. On retrospect I probably shouldn't have appeared so uninterested but hey it's all about face. Which I probably happen to be trampling on now as I attempt to make things right. Haha the irony of it all.

Hmm anyway I'll post 5 facts about myself that I think no one else would ever think of.

I am an introvert Really. Even though I may have appeared to have gotten more outspoken I'm really an introvert.

I'm a romantic Uh yes I'd gladly pay for everything the girl I like wants. Hahaha strange coming from me knowing what a scrooge I am but hey it's true. Oh provided we're attached that is. Otherwise it'd be like dumping money down a drain and we all know what happens to that. You clog up the plumbing and get the plumber to unclog it and end up wasting more money.

I'd help my friend in a fight Well if the person is a good friend I wouldn't mind helping him in a fight. Uh of course it only applies if we can win the fight if not then I would definitely help him to get out of there.

I like to make people laughIt's called the joker syndrome. In fact I have reached a level where I can see the funny side of all things and anything can be inspiration for a laugh. I even use myself as fodder sometimes. Lol but I try not to it gets a bit self-derogatory.

I don't like talking on the phone. To most people. Uh I've disliked talking on the phone for a long time, ever since Sec1. Ok lah once in a while talking to good friend is fine but I'd rather hang out with them. I have no idea why girls like talking on the phone so much. Isn't meeting face to face better?

It is the passion flowing right on through your veins
And it's the feeling that you're oh so glad you came
It is the moment you remember you're alive
It is the air you breathe, the element, the fire
It is that flower that you took the time to smell
It is the power that you know you got as well
It is the fear inside that you can overcome
This is the orchestra, the rhythm and the drum

Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma força que ninguem pode parar
Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

It is the soundtrack of your ever-flowing life
It is the wind beneath your feet that makes you fly
It is the beautiful game that you choose to play
When you step out into the world to start your day
You show your face and take it in and scream and pray
You're gonna win it for yourself and us today
It is the gold, the green, the yellow and the grey
The red and sweat and tears, the love you go. Hey!

Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma força que ninguem pode parar
Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

força, força, força, força, força

Closer to the sky, closer, way up high, mais perto do ceu, mais perto do ceu

Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma força que ninguem pode parar
Com uma força, com uma força
Com uma fome que ninguem pode matar

força (oh), força (oh), força, força, força

come on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChGxIvWscA

It's a beautiful song. I remember watching it at 2:30 am in the morning in June 2004.

I remember vividly what happened last year after Promos. It was like a huge weight off our shoulders. It seemed that all our troubles had gone out with the examiner's excitedly muted declaration of 'You may leave'. Last year we only had to go through CT, which was basically an experiment packaged in paper. I mean it was all right to screw up. You were supposed to screw up. Then came promos. Where we all got through together and got promoted as a class.

Now there's a silent, stifling silence encroaching in. That's enveloping all of us in a misty haze of worry and anxiety. As the high school musical said, we're all in this together. Hannah Montana rules. So does Lizzie Mcguire. Anyway as I was saying, we've gone through, some of us literally tripped, stumbled and smashed the hurdles to smithereens, enough obstacles this year. CT1, CT2 and Prelims? And we're not done yet. They say the A level is a marathon where consistent hard work and effort throughout the two years pays off.

It's a sad day when the Lit teacher asks you why you took Literature. Especially when it's at the end of your psychological and intellectual path down the road of words within words, at least for the end of the year.

HAHAHA. Someone just complimented me on my good taste. HAHAHAHA NOW ALL YOU DETRACTORS CAN SHAAAAAAT UP.

Last day of school today. Emo time. Oh how time flies. Let me write a poem.

It was the first of January 2006
Into RJC we were all going to be mixed
At the end of the month of March
Into s07a I barged

Vadi made me the CT rep
And I can say I did a real good job
So that he did make a correct bet
So he has no need to sob.

Then Gan came along for our final year
And oh yes she made all of us tear
Why because we were touched you ask
Then in your stupidity you must bask

Hoho hit record lows for tests
My whole grades were in a total mess
Now school's over for good
And I am in an indiscernable mood

Lol. Good eh.

Getting kind of scared. Something's looming over the horizon. Everybody appears to be studying hard. Now I have to work on Chem. A lot. They had like people who scored S last year. And we have about 100 now? Hard work? Hopefully. And luck.

I think Laura Nickles should be prom queen. Laura Nickels would be even better. Haha.

Today got back H2 Lit. It was not good. I broke 2 records the last time for CT2. Record low for Chemistry and Econs. 18 for Chem and 30 for Econs. This time not so bad but I broke the record for Lit. 45. Record low. And I failed 2 essays spectacularly. 9/25 and 8/25. Rachel Chen wants to see me. How surprising.

Today is Children's Day. And Chew Zhaoying's birthday. We went to Island Creamery for some dessert. And saw an SCGS hot chick. Whom I gave 10/10 but the others gave 0/10. WHY?

2 more days till school ends.