That's Life

Lol ok here's some random pick-up lines that are probably disgusting but amusing. Lol I strongly recommend you DO NOT try any of these stupid lines because the only thing you're going to get is a slap.

Boy: Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
Girl: No.
Boy: Would you like to?
Girl: Ok.
Boy: [pulls out pants pockets]

Boy: Would you like to play lion tamer?
Girl: Ok.
Boy: Get down on all fours and I'll put my head into your mouth.

Lol ok I am damn sure that Cheryl Li didn't get any of those 2 jokes but it's all right. Lol she's super NAIVE. I can't believe she didn't get the song 'Bang Bang Bang' on Jie Liang's phone lol that was quite funny.

Lit Week Bazaar was crap. No joke man it was total rubbish. The idea of 'boo the bad performer' became 'stone the random person'. Jie Liang got stoned don't know how many times lol. I got stoned like once. So did Wangting. By our own classmates. But whatever it's for a good cause.

The A03B stall was selling some weird foodstuffs. Lol I wonder if everything at the stall was for sale because if that were the case, I would have been spoilt for choice.