That's Life

Lol, I'm not scolding anybody here. It's just that Yixuan (my neighbour) told me a joke and I thought that the title was quite appropriate. By the way, I modfified the joke because I thought that the original one wasn't like funny enough.

Tom kept a female dog in his house. He had bought the dog 10 years ago since it was a puppy and now the dog was getting pretty feeble. However, this dog was smart and thought of a good plan to make sure that Tom would never abandon it. Thus, one day the dog bit Tom and in the process, left a gory mess in place of Tom's arm and a big hole in his bone. Tom then chucked the dog out.

Guess what the dog said? It said, '你这个狼心狗肺 (pun intended) 的东西，怎么忍心把我丢出去? 我已经有了你的骨肉!' Ok, you can start laughing now. Haha.