That's Life

Name 20 people you can think of right now at the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people.

1. Mervin Ang (co-author of this blog)
2. Ming Sing
3. Long Kuan
4. Javine
5. Suang
6. Lim Min
7. Ann Tay
8. Linus (gave me the idea of koping this thing from Crunch)
9. Jeremy Lee
10. Benny
11. Daphne
12. Derrick
13. Leonard
14. Solomon
15. Crunch (koped this thing from her)
16. Zhao Ying
17. Daniel Lee
18. Deng Chao
19. Ye Jie
20. Mr Vadi

Here come the questions...

1. How did you meet 14?
He's my classmate.

2. What would you do if you've never met 1?
The question should be what would I not do if I've never met 1 and the answer would be that you wouldn't be sitting here reading this article because this blog would not have even existed.

3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Laugh my ass off, then remember that Mr Vadi's married and doesn't look like the type to have extra-marital affairs, especially not with his favourite Economics Rep.

4. Did you ever like 19?
I wasn't really close to him in Sec 1 and 2 but thanks to Ming Sing's re-introduction I guess we've become closer. Plus he's full of crap and I like people who are full of crap so there you are.

5. Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
Unless Lim Min likes the idea of being colonized by the Paramount Leader (and I don't think she does), the answer is no.

6. Describe 3.
A nice guy who has an uncanny knack for falling asleep in classes. Oh, and he's all the girls' favourite marriage partner in 'Shoot Shag Marry'.

7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
I can't believe I put Linus as number 8, just like Crunch. I'm in no position to comment on his aesthetic appeal, you can ask the girls in my class for their opinions if you want and if you're feeling nasty, ask Crunch.

8. Tell me something about 7.
She's the bowling chairperson, the scribe in my PW group and loves to give me this wide-eyed look of astonishment/ shock/ disbelief which never fails to make me feel bad.

9. Do you know any of 12's family?
Nope.

10. What is 9's favourite?
Dabbling in political affairs, to put it in mild terms. Hahaha.

11. What would you do when 18 confesses that he/she likes you?
Say something that blogger doesn't allow me to type here.

12. What language(s) does 15 speak?
English, Tamil (I think) and the universal language of crap.

13. Who is 9 going out with?
Nobody at the moment, he's kind of tied up creating a masterplan for the reformation of Singapore.

14. How old is 16 now?
Since I don't know when is his birthday, I'm going to make a rough estimate. 17, give or take a year.

15. When was the last time you talked to 13?
Today.

16. What is 2's favourite band/singer?
Hmm, he likes a lot of Chinese singers but I think his favourite should be Kelly Poon.

17. Would you ever date 4?
That depends on whether she will even ask me out first. Those looking for a creative and out-of-the-box suicide method, ask her the converse of this question. Results assured.

18. Would you ever date 7?
Ya, I guess I might, despite the fact that she told me that she would rather shoot herself than marry me ( =( ) and especially if she agrees to do my PW part for me. See, who's being nice now, Ann Tay? Haha.

On a side note, it's Ming Sing's birthday on May 17, so if you see him, give him a friendly (doesn't mean cannot be hard and painful) slap on his back and wish him 'happy birthday!'